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The International Rally 2005

“S.E. MILIONG? Never heard of it” said the doctor scratching his head looking at Seirra Leonne in his painful holiday jab booklet.

“It’s near North Ampton” I replied…. “Just to be on the safe side we shall have a go with all” replied the doctor (Still none the wiser). So 25 minutes later I exited feeling not unlike a pin cushion and wondering if I could ever sit down again.

So early on the morning pf the 10th June I meet Paul and a few others at the Wellhouse (Dragging Jim out of the bar at 09.15)”All ready?“ asked Paul as I rechecked on Mosquioto net,passport, mixed foreign currency ( as even I did not know where we were off too) anti tummy bug tablets etc.. “Ready “I replied and we headed off in totally the wrong way to what I was expecting.

 

In but a trice we were at some strange services, miles from any continental land masses, but other Vsocians were there so it must be ok. And so now a small raiding party of Rejects followed bright green signs to a small gated island enclave in the back end of beyond, not abroad, though they did speak funny, and many had been assimilated by the borg nation with strange electical devices sticking out of their heads, they seemed friendly though.

 

Having accepted our carrier bag of delights (and a loo roll was this to prove an omen?) we found our way to the camping site, and after a short dissagreement of where to plonk the tents, the Rejects camp was set. And then Dave and Mary then had to resite, while Steve “mmmm I just love the smell of Jeyes fluid in the morning” hid behind the portaloo’s.

 

The bikes were then parked in amongst all the rest in a proper bike park, which was soon full to overflowing, very impressive.

 

And so while serenaded by the sounds of the natives smashing down the shanty town nearby we headed for the bar.   “Bonjour mon petite barmaid, quatre beers pour pa voir” I proudly displayed my linguistic skills. “Inside or outside glasses luv” replied the comely wench, pointing at the “English muney only at bar” sign releiving me of my cash and so beers sorted we went for a stroll around the local village, where we found, painters, toolshops, exotic and erotic clothing, a local eating establishment and a tuck shop selling all kinds of local delicaces.

 

I was tempted to have my seat recovered and so went to remove said seat and left it with “Digger” to have it reshaped. Small strange pieces of paper known as “FoodTokens” were exchanged for vitals of an unknown origin but very edible. There was also a tent with the best coffee I have had for ages, real coffee on tap is surely the way to go.

 

Strange noises eminated from the big marquee, where also the raffle prizes and awards were laid out,with a supurb sound system provided by Tigers MCC (Hello Santa and Jim) who did an ace job of providing the sounds and comparing all weekend an impressive affair to say the least. In the tent several musicians entertained us with what I believe is called “rock music” and then tired but happy I strolled back to my tent.

 

Saturday arrived, after passing over more “foodtokens” for a very pleasant repaste, the day was bright and the promise of a nice ride, “ oh bother no seat” and so I watched all the others depart and very impressive it was too. The decision was then to walk to the town but I was then told by Digger he could not do my seat (rats I could have done ride out), so I took the bike instead and rode around the local area.i even gave my first pillion ride to a young lady, and then Steve on way back.

 

The rest of the afternoon was relaxed watching the world go by, chatting to a wonderful trike builder, and watching “Sherriff Ted” ride in and out on his old bikes, and as dusk fell he lit the accetalyne and pedaled away.

 

The evening’s entertainment was provided by 3 bands with “Never the Bride” and “Camoflage” as joint headlinering acts , the prizes were awarded with a bike called “Hogslayer” winning one of the major prizes ( which surprised me as I thought I saw TC Christensons double engined Norton Dragbike “hogslayer” at the National motorcycle museum only 2 weeks before) it’s a very pretty bike anyway and one which im sure we shall see more of.And well done to Devon and Cornwall for best centre turn out.

 

There was a shameless act of debauchery when bikes were ridden through, and the leadsinger of Camoflage was nearly debagged. I thing a descreete veil should be drawn over the rendition of one of the “Bay Ciotys rollers” finest tunes “Shang a lang” with the massed choirs of the international VSOC choir singing along.

 

In the wee small hours we all drifted off, the next morning we then headed home after another filling breakfast.

 

A fabntastic weekend all round, and a rally many will find hard to beat, well done to the Outriders and all the organisers.

Now I wonder how much commisssion they will charge on my unused foreign currency.

 

Bosun