"The Cockney Rejects"

By Chimp

Hi all

Had a brilliant time down in Devon great company great food and beer a complete giggleathon.  When your riding pillion, you get time to look around and admire the views (if you get a chance) on the moors, on the motorways your bored brainless, so I sang a little song to myself, perhaps this is why Nick doesn’t want an intercom. You will guess that this is my first and last attempt at writing a song.  Those who were there I would like to thank for a lovely break and if I have offended anyone “Im sorry big time” it could be worse I could be singing it to you. So here goes

In the rhythm & blues style dodo dum dodo dodo dodo

The Old Princetown Blues

Kenway on his BEEMA thought he’d do just as he likes

He doughnuts straight into a hedge and then parks on another bike.

Aj and his camera he says “say wendsleydale”

But we’ve seen the lens cap’s still on so we knew his exposure would fail.

Oh we’ve got the old Princetown Blues

& we’ve not yet been recognised by the screws

Boson’s the Editor of the Cockney Reject News

And down in Devon, Ohhh Arrrgh these Bosons they come in twos

Chimp & Nick with the record ever loudest snore

With Ruth and Aj they’ll be sharing the bunkhouse no more.

Oh we’ve got the old Princetown Blues

& we’ve not yet been recognised by the screws

There’s H.A. Jim, H.A. stands for heart attack

With his potions pills and slippers wrapped up in his big old rucksack.

With mist on the moors well the views they just weren’t there

The only things we could see there were woolly or covered with hair.

Oh yes we’ve got the old Princetown Blues

& we’ve not yet been recognised by the screws

The End (Thank God!!)

ChimpXX